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Hey You! Yeah you, the kid who wears that same gay-ass threadless shirt every fuckin’ day! Yeah you know who you are. Well fuck you!  Read more…

Dear Sir or Madam,

My name is Mark Vigeant and I would like to begin by expressing my fondness of Edy’s ice cream. Your brand is guaranteed to be delicious yet affordable, unlike Ben & Jerry’s. At my home, there’s always a box of Edy’s in my freezer. It’s good medicine for a bad day. However, I come bearing a complaint. Read more…