People Who Steal Your Cans
I was recently awoke by a noise I have become all too familiar with living in Ithaca. This isn’t something I encountered back home, since there’s no return service for cans, but here it’s all too common… Read more…
THURSDAY, JUNE 22, 1972
I was recently awoke by a noise I have become all too familiar with living in Ithaca. This isn’t something I encountered back home, since there’s no return service for cans, but here it’s all too common… Read more…
Hey You! Yeah you, the kid who wears that same gay-ass threadless shirt every fuckin’ day! Yeah you know who you are. Well fuck you! Read more…
I just made a shocking revelation when I tried to fix a bowl of cereal. Read more…
In my travels, I have encountered many a microwave. While I was at first aversive to the popcorn preset, I eventually came to know and love it. Read more…
Has anybody noticed that pomegranates are everywhere these days? Man, I’ve been eating pomegranates for years now, and just because they taste good; not because of any of these so called health benefits. Read more…
As we are all well aware, evolutionary theory tends to imply that the human species originated long ago, somewhere on the African continent. That being said, it is probable that the first man was a black man. For one reason or another, this really upsets the white supremacists. I would like to explore that sentiment a little bit further… Read more…